Scene 1: Shady Ass Ways...But what you Expect

First off I wanna say in no way I wanted to post a GODDAMN thing about tha REPUBLICAN'S but this shit is just soooo good i couldn't pass up. Okay now McCain running mate is so "REAL" and "HONEST" that word is SHE PULLED A BREE VAN DE KAMP (DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES) Obviously the daughter is holding her pregnant belly. -On March 5th, 2008 Alaska”s Republican Governor, Sarah Palin, announced to the media that she was 7 months pregnant with her 5th child. She is currently 44. Palin”s daughter Bristol is 16 and attends an Anchorage high school. Students who have attended class with her report that she has been out of school for months, claiming a prolonged case of mono. Palin does not appear pregnant in any recent photographs. The announcement came as a shock to people who had worked closely with her, and have been quoted as saying that she did not appear pregnant whatsoever during the prior 7 months. F THIS YES WE CAN OBAMA IS THE ONE I WANT AND THE ONE WE NEED...PLAYSIS